Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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