I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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