I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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