He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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