big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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