Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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