You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
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