yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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