I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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