Duck Duck Cougar?
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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