I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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