The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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