if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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