But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
It's never too late to be topless.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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