It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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