before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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