Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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