Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
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