I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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