Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
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