I have demons in me.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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