apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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