Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
tell me about the eggs
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