How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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