whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Randomize
