If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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