You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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