So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
Randomize
