I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
We don't watch enough power rangers
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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