I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Randomize
