Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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