dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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