I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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