brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
so that wasnt chicken after all
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
The struggles of a small town man whore
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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