love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
