Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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