their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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