ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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