I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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