I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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