We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
Randomize
