Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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