That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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