Me. At least after what I've been through.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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