question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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