This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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