Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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