just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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