Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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