We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Randomize
