Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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