Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Randomize
