white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I am naked and annoyed.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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