So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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