I accidentally burped into my bong.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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