you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
